Legendary Staff

Legendary Staff
David 'Smooth Tones' Smith - Renowned as a terrorist combatant and 20th Century Chinese historian, his voice can soothe even the most savage beast. He also has magical healing powers.

Greg 'The O' Orpen - Co-principal at the high school, The O is also an entrepreneur in the cereal industry after launching the highly successful "Mr. O's O's - Breakfast Bites".

Sasha 'The Rock' Douglas - Co-principal at IACS, it is rumored that she is a member of the Underground Sumo Wrestling Federation of America (USWFA).

Oliver 'Mad Beats' Renau - Chairman of the IACS hiphop department, Oliver has also found great success with being the teacher of the Engineering class, provided the freshmen are first sedated.

Señor William Carvajal - After serving under Hugo Chavez for several years he decided to expand his horizon and joined the staff here at IACS.

Señor Thomas 'Dutch Mills' Hinkle Finkle bo Binkle - A professional linguist and computer hacker, he enjoys the finer things in life like attending day long readings of books and leaving half way through out of boredom.

Gustav Peeterman - Although technically a student, Gustav (The Professor) has taught the students and teachers of IACS more than anyone could ever aspire to. He is also full of crap.

Andrew Funky Frankhouse - Again, he can teach if the freshmen are first sedated. He actually hates everything except for Moe's Southwest Grill.

Chris DiCarlo - Well known physicist, Chris DiCarlo had a difficult time at the start of the year, but quickly learned that it was okay to tell Gustav to just shut up already which made the class run a lot smoother.

Ryan 'FancyPants' Ferdinand - A hermit that makes her way down to IACS twice a week. It is rumored that she is creating an army of attack pigs.